What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
How do horses navigate at night?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?