What did the skeleton order at the bar?
A beer and a mop.
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?