What game does pasta always play at recess?
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How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What fairy loves to count?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?