What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A rat tail.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Which elf is the best singer?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What's a cat's favorite color?