What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Seasonal depression.
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Which cats have the best manners?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?