What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?