What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Claw and Order.
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How do you wash a lamb?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Where does breakfast live?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What is the smallest lion?