What do you call an artistic dog?
A real paw-casso.
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the foal cough?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What bird is losing its hair?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?