What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Chemis-tree.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
How do frogs get to work?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?