Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Because of all the rapping.
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do you call hiking college students?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why was the math book sad?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?