What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Ketchup.
A book just fell on my head.
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?