Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Because people always speak of the devil.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the chicken cross the net?