What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What utensil does water use to eat?