What do trees keep as a pet?
A dogwood!
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?