Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
He earns from your mistakes.
What was the first animal in space?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you call a singing rodent?