What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Pointless.
Why was the musician arrested?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?