Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Darth Waiter.
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why was the bee sad?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?