What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Yorkshire.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why are books always so angry?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why did the cat start laughing?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do fish do at parades?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you call the dog magician?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.