What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call a peanut in space?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
How does a taco bless the table?