Where does breakfast live?
In a Waffle House®.
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What game do bats excel at?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?