What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Easter.
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you say to a really good barista?