What kind of snake would you find on a car?
A windshield viper!
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?