Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?