How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Hey, bud!
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why are goats so funny?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?