How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Which cats have the best manners?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?