How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
You rocket.
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
How do snowmen get information?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Where does breakfast live?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?