What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Mufasa.
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why are ghosts always single?