What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Labor Day.
Where do polar bears vote?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?