What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Pep-peroni!
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Where does laundry go to college?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?