What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
"Let us prey."
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What is the strongest animal?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?