What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Roost beef.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What game do cows play at parties?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why are cars magic?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?