Why is golf harder than baseball?
In golf, you have to play your foul balls!
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the painter say to the wall?