What's the most masculine animal?
A man-atee.
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?