How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
It doesn't have a point.
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?