Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did one plate say to the other?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?