What is the color of the wind?
Blew.
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What's the opposite of irony?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you call an insincere horse?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
How do you get to Tooth Island?