What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Blue Moon.
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What siblings are always sad?
Do dads always snore?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Which singer could always break a five?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?