Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What game do mice love to play?
Which relative loves rice?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the tomato turn red?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?