Why was the fabric always laughing?
The sewing machine had her in stitches.
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?