What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Ape-rons!
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
How is cat food sold?