Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Because he kept pulling his leg.
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
It's Crowded!
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?