How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?