What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
What did the bee say to the flower?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?