Why is sand so optimistic?
It has a can-dune attitude.
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's the friendliest national park?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What color are all the books in the library?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What is the smallest lion?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Which tree can't stop crying?