Where do logs like to go on hikes?
The woods.
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What condiment has wings?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call a pig thief?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why didn't the melons get married?