Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Because he wasn't as busy as a bee.
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What do you do for an injured lemon?
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What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What is the best Christmas present ever?