What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Where do they produce Christian films?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why do crabs never give to charity?