Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
There are too many ears.
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?