What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Where do ants go to eat?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?