Where do birds go on summer vacation?
The Canary Islands.
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did the barber win the race?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What is a plant's favorite college course?